Jade D’human Apparel
The Obsidian Vanguard White
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$30.00 USD
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Not broken. Not burned out. Just… refined by fire.
The “Just A Bit Jaded” tee captures the tension between emotional detachment and inner intensity. A bold, high-gloss pink type treatment—cracked, dripping, and unapologetic—sits above a blazing obsidian phoenix, forged in molten gold energy. This isn’t destruction. It’s transformation.
The contrast is intentional:
Neon pink typography — loud, ironic, emotionally charged
Obsidian phoenix — controlled power, rebirth, resilience
Liquid gold energy — movement, chaos, evolution
Together, they tell a story:
You’ve been through it—but you came back sharper.
Design Details
High-definition front graphic with layered gloss and texture effects
Cracked + drip typography for a distressed luxury aesthetic
Signature phoenix artwork with energy-flow detailing
Balanced composition for maximum visual impact on black fabric
Fit & Feel
Premium heavyweight cotton
Mentally present. Emotionally distant.
Still evolving.
The “Just A Bit Jaded” tee captures the tension between emotional detachment and inner intensity. A bold, high-gloss pink type treatment—cracked, dripping, and unapologetic—sits above a blazing obsidian phoenix, forged in molten gold energy. This isn’t destruction. It’s transformation.
The contrast is intentional:
Neon pink typography — loud, ironic, emotionally charged
Obsidian phoenix — controlled power, rebirth, resilience
Liquid gold energy — movement, chaos, evolution
Together, they tell a story:
You’ve been through it—but you came back sharper.
Design Details
High-definition front graphic with layered gloss and texture effects
Cracked + drip typography for a distressed luxury aesthetic
Signature phoenix artwork with energy-flow detailing
Balanced composition for maximum visual impact on black fabric
Fit & Feel
Premium heavyweight cotton
Mentally present. Emotionally distant.
Still evolving.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |

