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Jade D’human Apparel

The Obsidian Vanguard White

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Not broken. Not burned out. Just… refined by fire.

The “Just A Bit Jaded” tee captures the tension between emotional detachment and inner intensity. A bold, high-gloss pink type treatment—cracked, dripping, and unapologetic—sits above a blazing obsidian phoenix, forged in molten gold energy. This isn’t destruction. It’s transformation.

The contrast is intentional:
Neon pink typography — loud, ironic, emotionally charged
Obsidian phoenix — controlled power, rebirth, resilience
Liquid gold energy — movement, chaos, evolution

Together, they tell a story:
You’ve been through it—but you came back sharper.

Design Details
High-definition front graphic with layered gloss and texture effects
Cracked + drip typography for a distressed luxury aesthetic
Signature phoenix artwork with energy-flow detailing
Balanced composition for maximum visual impact on black fabric
Fit & Feel
Premium heavyweight cotton

Mentally present. Emotionally distant.
Still evolving.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28